Death Test Result!

 

I Will Die of Natural Causes. Your choice of life style has enabled you to live a nice long life.. To eventually die of a stroke, or was it a heart attack.. Either way you out lived just about anyone that gave a shit about you anyway.. Congrats Find out how you will die, Take the Death Quiz now!

IQ test!

Your results have been tabulated, and your IQ is...
155

people dumber than you (94%)
people as smart as you (0%)
people smarter than you (6%)

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Inner Child Test

Little Filthy Old Pervert
( Perverse Spoiled Dysfunctional Adult )


Your inner child is the Little Filthy Old Pervert (PSDA).

He's not so bad, though, as far as inner children are concerned. Just give him a park bench and a trenchcoat and he's ready to go.

What's more, you could practically hang meat on all of your hang-ups. Phobias, fetishes, anxieties, neurosese. there are so many things happening inside you at once that your inner child is lost in the woods and hunted by wierd psycological animals. He stays hidden so much it's like he's not even there.

It's not so much that he's insane, it's just that you he's crazy.

It's up to you to lure him out with bits of cheese and sugar and get him some rehabilitation. Or stay hunted.

Found @ http://www.thespark.com

Personality Test

BUSINESSMAN
( Dominant Extroverted Concrete Thinker )


You are a BUSINESSMAN (DECT).

Hide the children and protect the bunnies, basically. In ancient times you would be a deadly barbarian. These days, you're perfect for Wall Street. You prefer concrete thinking to a more creative style, and your direct modes of thought and action help you succeed in whatever you may try to accomplish.
 

Your forceful and outgoing personality can make you seem like a hothead, but because your mind ultimately rules your heart you rarely let your emotions get in the way of your goals. By the way, think of Genghis Kahn buying seven million pork bellies on the trading market, and then eating half of them, and you have yourself. Good luck.

Found @ http://www.thespark.com

Death Test

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

October 21, 2072

(oh no! birthday ni Hannah!)
at the age of 85 years old.

Found @ http://www.thespark.com

Un-Telligence Test

Read First!

The un-telligence test is not a measure of intelligence, so don't let the name mislead you. Instead, "un-telligence" is a measure of your ability to reason in tough situations. The higher your un-telligence, the better you are at surviving.

Un-telligence is a combination of intelligence, observation, and a nice pair of balls (figuratively speaking, ladies).
 

The Test Results Are In!



"You kick ass."

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
73% Un-telligent!

which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation. "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence. "Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self- confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."


Final Score: 73% Un-telligent

Found @ http://www.thespark.com

Pickup Test

You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are
47% pickup-able!

You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her—she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.
 

people more pickup-able than you (22%)
people just as pickup-able as you (3%)
people less pickup-able than you (74%)

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